What I Like...

My Human mom gets up so early and makes me go outside in the dark and cold!  What is up with that?  There's this loud beeping sound, sometimes she makes it play too long, but sure enough, she gets up, wakes me up and hurries me outside like it's some type of fire drill!  Geesh!  Well, I did what I needed to do and she's telling me how I'm such a good boy but for some reason, it's not good enough for her, she keeps asking me to do something else...  I wonder what our Human neighbors think if they could hear her.  She says "Elvis, go peepee..."  So I do.  It's too cold out there on my little feet, all I can think about is getting back in my bed in the warmth.  I run to the door, she says "no, Elvis, gotta go poopoo." Come on!  My feet are frozen!  So here we are, me and her.  I may be young and her not so much but it's a test of wills.  Who will win?  So she's encouraging me to do the poopoo so to make her happy and to stop rigor mortis from setting in with this chill, I run around her feet, smell a few things and then run right back to the door.  No poopoo lady, I want in.  Finally, you guessed it, I win.  She's mumbling something about no poopoo on the floor and then comments on how cold it is...  LOL  Humans, I've been trying to tell her it was cold but she wouldn't listen.  There is a lot of training that needs to be done in this house but right now, I'm going back to bed...  Where it is warm!