ELVIS

Sorry I haven't been on lately but things have been zoo-ish here at the house!

The humans were off doing their thing so I find me a cozy little spot for a siesta. Its tiring being this cute! The bed is soft so I'm dreaming of a big juicy bone when it happens. ELVIS, E-L-V-I-S... Now I'm sure you've seen the movie about those chipmunks and their human, can you remember how that human sounds when he's yelling for the bad one? THAT is exaxctly what she sounds like! E-L-V-I-S!!! I lay here very still, trying to remember if I have dropped any presents. Nope, I haven't.

And then she finds me. Being good, sleeping. Now please bring back the bone!

Only a few...

I succumbed to the ever present camera of my sister Human.  She carries her Blackberry around like it's a third limb and she caught me off guard!  You would have thought on those two close ups, she could have touched up the eye boogers but she didn't.  LOL  She knew she needed to hurry before I changed my mind!

Life is grand.  Anytime I need to go out, I fart and everyone clears the room and we leave to go outside.  Elvis is doing really well making it to the grass to do his business.  Yep, I taught him that!  Except for the fact that he's on a biting spree...  Can you use baby Orajel or something on those teeth???  And it's so funny when he growls because it scares even him!  What a little joke he is! 

Anyway, hope you enjoy these pictures...  Just another moment in time...

8) Junior

Adjusting...

Hey, dudes, it's Junior.  Been enjoying my last couple of days here.  Adjusting very well.  You know, I think I'm way beyond my years in wisdom but I must say, I have been very fortunate to have always landed with people who love me.  My Humans think I'm a man's dog and they might be right...  Elvis seems to have his mother whipped.  She's spoiling him terribly, picking him up and carrying him everywhere and giving him kisses.  He's too easy.  I don't do that.  I'll kiss you when I want to!

I have picked out a couple of great sun places in the house.  Elvis' momma Human will open her window at the right time and oh, it feels so good to lay there with the sun beaming in and the coolness of the tile on my belly.  It's the best.  My daddy Human lets me hang out with him a lot and I like that, too.  My momma Human is the best!  So far since I have been here, I've eaten three different dog foods!  Who knew there was such variety!  I'm  loving it!  She's trying to find something to cut down on my gas surges but she just don't know that I make myself do that just so she'll go find another dog food!  Hello, I'm a Boston Terrier!  Boston is famous for beans and oh yeah, Boston Butts!  LOL  She'll get it one day.

Life here is cool.  The little Humans aren't bothering me as much.  They haven't made the mistake of giving little girl Human the leash anymore so I could take off.  For the first few days, I was waiting for it because it was such a new, scary place but you know, I kinda like it.  Might be a keeper for me  ;)

And you know, Elvis isn't that bad either.  He is such a little guy but don't let that fool you, he's quick on his feet!  I'll snap at him and he'll jump back and sure enough, he's back for more!  I chalk that up to stubbornness because experience is always going to win!

Sorry to make this so short, little people are in bed.  I go hang out with little boy Human in his bed before getting in the bed of my parents.  Like I said, this is a nice place...  Nothing like sitting on the couch beside Daddy Human, keeping a eye on my new domain!

8) Junior

Hi!

Sorry it has been a few days since I've been on here.  I've been so busy playing and sleeping!  These people can wear a little guy out!  Good news!  Junior has been playing with me!  That makes me so happy!  But let me tell you, he loves to snuggle with Big Momma Human and Man Human but wow, he sure can clear a room quick!  He has MAJOR gas issues!  I hope to one day to be able to have a gasing contest with him to see who can clear the room the fastest.  Momma Human is working today so I have to be a really good boy.  Little girl Human isn't feeling well so I figure it best to not give my momma Human too much trouble today...

I really, really love my new lambskin basket...  It's calling for me so I'm going to go back to sleep and finish watching Franklin with little girl Human...  She really needs to learn how to cover her mouth!

Yeah Baby!

While momma took lil boy Human to Karate, thought I'd get on here and shake a leg! While Junior and I slept, momma went and got us some toys! And she got me nice new bed! She must be feeling guilty about taking me to the vet. I watched her on the puter today and saw a pic of one of my lil birth brothers, Doc. Momma was oohhhing and ahhhing but that is ok. I can't believe she was telling my birth family that I eat dead bugs! I can't help it! She means well but come on, it's embarrassing!

She also bought me a new leash and no, its not pink! Blue and brown it works! I woke up long enough to pose for some pics so eat your hearts out!

Thank you, thank you very much!

Bad Friday... Maybe

Momma Human woke me up real early this morning and took me for a ride.  We walked into this strange place and I could tell from all the sounds from the back it might not be a good place.  Some other Human came up to us as we were sitting in this big room and asked to hold me so what did she do?  She passed me like I was a offering.  Immediately, I started crying.  Don't take me from my momma.  The little Human started putting her hands on her hips telling the other Human that it was her dog and she couldn't have him.  Momma Human just sat there and laughed.  She finally hands me back to Momma Human.  Whew, the world is good...  Oh wait, another woman just came and scooped me up and took me away from Momma and I can't even repeat the things she did but I cried, I'll admit it!  It hurt!  Things are NOT suppose to go in that way Lady!  When I am reunited with Momma Human, I'm kinda mad at her so while I'm on the silver table, I take a little bite of her too.  She says ouch so I know I did a good job!

So we finally leave this awful place and I have you know, I sleep like a baby in the passenger seat of the car in my little basket.  Still kinda peeved at Momma Human.  I even think I had a dream about chewing on her pillow or something.  So we get home and there is Junior!  Yay, he's still here (thought that was a dream too).  So I keep trying to tell Junior about my experience in that strange place but everytime I get near him, he runs off to where I can't tell him!  He must not know I'm the King???  So I am doing my own thing, watching Junior who is being held by the little Human on the leash...  I know it's coming...  Momma Human, you're not looking...  Wait for it...  Wait for it...  And he's gone!

Now I know, because I heard the Humanoids talking about.  Junior is named after Dale Earnhardt Jr. some kind of racing person...  Well, his namesake definitely runs better!  Little Human gets mad because Junior would follow her instructions while she was holding the leash and I knew it was coming.  A Diva moment.  A breakdown.  Little Human had a meltdown and because she wasn't getting her way, she drops the leash and Junior sprinted off like he was at Lowe's Motor Speedway...  The real Junior could certainly have taken some notes from this guy.  He was gone.  So Momma Human takes off.  Not wanting to miss a minute, I run after her.  She says something (maybe French???), scoops me out, yells at Little Human to go get Man Human and takes off.  Junior is way ahead of us and he's running straight and taking a left (feels like we're racing!).  She's yelling for Junior, but I don't think it was any type of cheering.  Junior looks at us and keeps going.  Thank goodness he kept getting caught up in traffic (trailer, some trees, bushes)!  So we finallly come to a clearing and there on the ground, sparkling like an oasis in the middle of the dessert, we see it.  I try to point it out to Momma Human as I sit cradled in her arms like a football but her eyes are locked.  She's already seen it.  The sun is just glistening off of the surface of what we both know to be the beginning of Junior's retractable leash.  HA!  We got you!...

So Momma Human stops and begins to walk very slowly like like a tiger eyeing it's prey.  Oh Momma Human I'm so excited!  We did!  Uh oh, what was that?  I barked!  Momma looks at me and when we both look up, Junior is gone again!  It was a pit stop and he was toying with us!  So the chase is on again.  We're running around all of these objects, my head is spinning from all of this bouncing!  Momma is running.  Then we spot him again!  There is a tree between us and it's a stand off!  Momma moves one, Junior moves another, Momma takes a step forward, Junior a step back!  Oh wow, they said I was going to learn lessons from Junior but this is fun!  I had no idea!  Finally, Junior spots his exit!  He's reeving his engines and boom, there he goes!  And then it happens!  Momma saw the not so shiny retractable leash, now covered in red dirt.  She's going for it.  Junior zooms past us like a Panther in the still of darkness.  Momma Human is laughing now between her deep breaths!  Oh what fun!  Here it comes, here it comes, get it momma!  And she did!  Me and Momma got the leash!  Whoah Junior, fun time is OVER! You've been black flagged buddy!  Momma holds the leash tight as she stops to take a breath.  I declare, this language she is speaking sounds so fun!  I know it's not English but I'm definitely thinking French!  LOL...

Finally, we began to make our way back the way we came.  Look momma!  She sees them too.  Man Human and little girl Human.  There Momma goes with that French again!  LOL  I love it!  She hands over Junior to man Human and we trek back through the neighbors' yards and come back home.  Junior lays down in the sun until we're ready to go back inside.  And you will not believe what happens!  Momma Human puts ME in the crate!  I don't blame her, I haven't pooped yet so she's trying to be smart about it.  And where is Junior?  LAYING ON HER BED!  What?  Oh no!  He just farted...  Can't breathe...  It's getting dark in here!   I gotta go hide my nose...  Nope, Momma Human says we're vacating the room!  Yay, outside for some fresh air!

Whoof, Elvis