LOL @ My Human

It's raining outside and she expects me to go out there and pee and poop in the rain!  HA!  I'm not going out there nor am I peeing on the training pad she has for me.  And she bought diapers!  Can you believe it?  Me in a diaper???  I'm the King baby, not no hound dog!  I prefer tiled floors, bricks of stairs or sometimes the nice beige carpet that is so soft on my feet...  Well, the carpet works wonders to see how fast humans can really move!  And they say Cheetahs are fast!  LOL  You haven't seen my humans move!  I have become particularly keen to the garage beside that big ole orange and white car...  I think it belongs to the man Human...  He just kinda sits in this one chair...  He doesn't even move when I go to pee on the floor but hey, he must be a King too...  Man Human seems to be a harder heart to crack but I'll get there...  You just wait and see!